Ohhh you may call me inkie,
You may call me scum
You may call me darkie,
Or rotten Tier'Dal bum

Just keep on with your insults
They don't bother me
Call me any name you want
A blue elf I'll always be

Chorus:
I'm dyed in the tidy bowl my friend
I'm blue through and through
Ol' Daddy Innoruuk he dipped me
I'm blue through and through

Innoruuk took two pasty elves
A Prince and his wench, I'm told
Innoruuk grabbed them both away
From under Tunare's nose

He tortured them 300 years
He twisted hard, their souls
He mooshed them and he sqooshed them
And dipped them in his tidy bowl.

Chorus:
I'm dyed in the tidy bowl my friend
I'm blue through and through
Ol' Daddy Innoruuk he dipped me
I'm blue through and through

I ain't no hulking Ogre or Barb
I ain't no Gnome nor Troll
I ain't no Woodie, I ain't no Dwarf
Nor Erudite nor Gnoll.

I'm a Tier'dal proud,
An elf who's blue
The perfect height
Much better than YOU!

Chorus:
I'm dyed in the tidy bowl my friend
I'm blue through and through
Ol' Daddy Innoruuk he dipped me
I'm blue through and through

When the muse strikes, sometimes you wonder if she had a three martini lunch